Out of My Mind

I'd have to reference Andy Borowitz sooner or later. Or now:

BUSH URGES AMERICANS TO SPY ON EACH OTHER THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

Calls Invasion of Privacy ‘The Gift That Keeps On Giving’

In a special pre-holiday address to the American people, President George W. Bush today said that the upcoming holiday season affords all Americans a unique opportunity to spy on their neighbors, and urged his fellow citizens to do so.

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