Tuesday, December 20, 2005
A Little Necessary Spiritualism
From Top5:
The Top 14 Stories in the
Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible
14. David takes out the giant with a week-old, hard-as-a-rock meatball.
13. The third seal is broken and the Antipasta lets loose the Four Hors D'oeuvres of the Apocalypse.
12. As the Flying Spaghetti Monster lies dead in the refrigerated tomb, the giant cheese wheel is mysteriously rolled away from the opening. Three days later, his leftovers are reheated again, and behold! He is delicious!
11. At the first Nativity, the Three Wise Guys bring gifts of tomato, garlic and onion.
10. The Flying Spaghetti Monster causes the Israelites to wander for 40 years through the dessert.
9. From the mountain, Moses brings down the Ten Condiments.
8. Lot's wife turns back, and is transformed into a pillar of parmesan.
7. Noah builds a zucchini ark, then sets out to find two of every type of pasta.
6. The parting of the Red Sauce.
5. Moses wanders in the desert for 40 years, earning the reputation of worst pizza-delivery guy EVER.
4. The angel Gabriel announces the coming birth of the savior to a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.
3. Pontius Pilate orders the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown against a wall to see if he sticks.
2. Adam and Eve order the apple pie and are kicked out of the Olive Garden.
and the Number 1 Story in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible...
1. At the last spaghetti supper, His Holy Noodleness is betrayed by disciple Atkins Lowcarbiot.
The Top 14 Stories in the
Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible
14. David takes out the giant with a week-old, hard-as-a-rock meatball.
13. The third seal is broken and the Antipasta lets loose the Four Hors D'oeuvres of the Apocalypse.
12. As the Flying Spaghetti Monster lies dead in the refrigerated tomb, the giant cheese wheel is mysteriously rolled away from the opening. Three days later, his leftovers are reheated again, and behold! He is delicious!
11. At the first Nativity, the Three Wise Guys bring gifts of tomato, garlic and onion.
10. The Flying Spaghetti Monster causes the Israelites to wander for 40 years through the dessert.
9. From the mountain, Moses brings down the Ten Condiments.
8. Lot's wife turns back, and is transformed into a pillar of parmesan.
7. Noah builds a zucchini ark, then sets out to find two of every type of pasta.
6. The parting of the Red Sauce.
5. Moses wanders in the desert for 40 years, earning the reputation of worst pizza-delivery guy EVER.
4. The angel Gabriel announces the coming birth of the savior to a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.
3. Pontius Pilate orders the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown against a wall to see if he sticks.
2. Adam and Eve order the apple pie and are kicked out of the Olive Garden.
and the Number 1 Story in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible...
1. At the last spaghetti supper, His Holy Noodleness is betrayed by disciple Atkins Lowcarbiot.
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