Out of My Mind

Dick knew nothing about the wild when he went on his first
hunting trip up in Wyoming. He walked into a clearing and was surprised
to find a young woman lying there in the nude.

"Pardon me," Dick said, "are you game?"

She looked him up and down and seductively said, "Yes."

So he shot her.

# posted by The Seditionist @ 2/20/2006 05:56:00 AM