Out of My Mind

The Most American

Two families move from Afghanistan to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet: In a year's time, whichever family has become more American wins.

A year later, it's time for them to meet again and compare notes.

The first guy says, "Today I had a McDonald's breakfast, bought a case of Budweiser, and I'm about to pick my son up from football practice in my brand-new SUV. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Screw you, terrorist!"

# posted by The Seditionist @ 5/10/2006 04:36:00 AM