Saturday, July 08, 2006
Have-A-Rush
[I]n the meantime, the adult industry can help the morally-challenged radio talker by henceforth referring to any hard-on helper, pill or injection, as "limbaugh":
"You feelin' all right, Chuck? You seem to be having a little trouble with this scene, and we're runnin' a little behind schedule. Can I get you some limbaugh to help you along?"
Or, "Say, Bud, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, and I've been doin' two scenes a day for the past week. Have you got any limbaugh to help me get through today?"
It's the least the adult industry can do to pay tribute to one of the biggest jack-offs ever to grace America's airwaves.
That's from here.
And inquiring minds want to know: what was the need for the ED meds?
The answer --that is, documentation -- is here and here is the story:
Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills. The passenger manifest was among several documents released today by the Palm Beach County State's Attorney in response to a TSG open records request. Included in the material released were a copy of the handwritten statement Limbaugh provided investigators after he was detained upon the discovery of the impotency drug. An affidavit sworn three days later by Limbaugh was also released. In that document, Limbaugh explains that the Viagra "was intended for my exclusive use" and that the drug had been prescribed in the name of his drug treatment doctor, Steven Strumwasser, "to further maintain and protect my privacy."
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